Let me start by saying this has nothing to do with my quest to get Stamos in my wedding although I will say that said quest is not going well so far. This blog got a couple hundred views the first couple days but I don't think any of those views were Stamos simply due to the fact that no dot on the stat chart was ridiculously good looking. A number of my tweets got "favorited" which I thought meant something but apparently it doesn't mean a damn thing. As my woman said "Favorited doesn't mean anything, you need retweets." YOU NEED RETWEETS WOMAN! Sorry, sorry, sometimes I yell when I'm angry. Anyway, on to what matters: WTF?
I'm sure I'm behind on the times on this but over the weekend I was at my new favorite watering-hole Celtic House (Arlington, VA) on Sunday watching some college hoops and downing a couple fine bourbons. During a commercial break something caught my eye, it was a Dannon Oikos Greek Yogurt commercial and my heart almost shot through my chest. "Stamos is coming on!" I yelled. Then my heat stopped. Stamos did not come on. No, no he did not. Cam flippin' Newton came on the screen. WTF? I sat in silence as I listened to this non-Greek hack try and sell me some yogurt and fail miserably at it. The commercial ended and I lost my mind. "WTF WAS THAT? YOU'RE NO JOHN STAMOS CAM NEWTON! YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHN STAMOS!!!!" I would say the other folks in the bar were equally disgusted and stood and cheered me on as I verbally assaulted that television but in reality they all just kinda looked at me like I was nuts.
I get it Dannon, it's Super Bowl time and you want to tie your yogurt to football but I'm afraid you just shot yourself in the foot. I haven't done any research into this but I can only imagine that Dannon's stock is going to drop like a sack of rocks in the river without Stamos at the helm. I will end with one simple question Dannon: WTF?
I'm sure I'm behind on the times on this but over the weekend I was at my new favorite watering-hole Celtic House (Arlington, VA) on Sunday watching some college hoops and downing a couple fine bourbons. During a commercial break something caught my eye, it was a Dannon Oikos Greek Yogurt commercial and my heart almost shot through my chest. "Stamos is coming on!" I yelled. Then my heat stopped. Stamos did not come on. No, no he did not. Cam flippin' Newton came on the screen. WTF? I sat in silence as I listened to this non-Greek hack try and sell me some yogurt and fail miserably at it. The commercial ended and I lost my mind. "WTF WAS THAT? YOU'RE NO JOHN STAMOS CAM NEWTON! YOU'LL NEVER BE JOHN STAMOS!!!!" I would say the other folks in the bar were equally disgusted and stood and cheered me on as I verbally assaulted that television but in reality they all just kinda looked at me like I was nuts.
I get it Dannon, it's Super Bowl time and you want to tie your yogurt to football but I'm afraid you just shot yourself in the foot. I haven't done any research into this but I can only imagine that Dannon's stock is going to drop like a sack of rocks in the river without Stamos at the helm. I will end with one simple question Dannon: WTF?