Dear John,
First let me apologize for not having posted anything in the last two weeks, for some reason work decided to get busy so I actually had to do "work." Then my woman left the country for four nights so, naturally, I was out on the town every night.... missing her. And lastly, there just haven't really been many updates and that falls squarely on you for not replying to me yet. But fear not as I have an update. The date is set! I figure not knowing the date is probably the reason you haven't responded yet, you didn't want to commit to something that you may have had to back out of due to a previously scheduled fundraiser or something of that nature. Here's the deal Stamos, Memorial Day weekend 2016 in the farmlands of New York (I will not list the actual location as I don't want a buncha internet weirdos showing up) I will be getting hitched to my lovely bride-to-be and I would like you to be standing right up there with me.
There's something I need to tell you Stamos, it's going to be hard to tell you but it's better you find out from me rather than from someone else. I asked someone else to be my groomsman in case you decide to ruin my hopes and dreams and aspirations. His name is RJ and he's absolutely gorgeous. Before you get jealous I want you to know that I only asked him because if you don't show up I'll need someone equally as handsome as you to stand in your place. I regretfully gave him a can of Spaghetto-O's and it has since gone to his head. However, before you get upset you can clearly see that in my Spaghetti-O message I make it quite clear that if you do show up RJ's out.
First let me apologize for not having posted anything in the last two weeks, for some reason work decided to get busy so I actually had to do "work." Then my woman left the country for four nights so, naturally, I was out on the town every night.... missing her. And lastly, there just haven't really been many updates and that falls squarely on you for not replying to me yet. But fear not as I have an update. The date is set! I figure not knowing the date is probably the reason you haven't responded yet, you didn't want to commit to something that you may have had to back out of due to a previously scheduled fundraiser or something of that nature. Here's the deal Stamos, Memorial Day weekend 2016 in the farmlands of New York (I will not list the actual location as I don't want a buncha internet weirdos showing up) I will be getting hitched to my lovely bride-to-be and I would like you to be standing right up there with me.
There's something I need to tell you Stamos, it's going to be hard to tell you but it's better you find out from me rather than from someone else. I asked someone else to be my groomsman in case you decide to ruin my hopes and dreams and aspirations. His name is RJ and he's absolutely gorgeous. Before you get jealous I want you to know that I only asked him because if you don't show up I'll need someone equally as handsome as you to stand in your place. I regretfully gave him a can of Spaghetto-O's and it has since gone to his head. However, before you get upset you can clearly see that in my Spaghetti-O message I make it quite clear that if you do show up RJ's out.
And one last thing: Here's a picture of my awesome cat Opie wearing an American flag bow-tie. Are you going to say "no" to this face? I didn't think so. Have your people call my people (Note: My people is me. Just contact me via the Contact link).