Welp, you forced me to do this Stamos. You did this. I didn't want to do this but you made me. Your constant ignoring me left me with no choice, I had to bring in the big guns: Ellen. That's right Stamos, I reached out to Ellen - the one from the television. I'm pretty sure she reads each email personally and once she reads this she'll know of my struggle and she will feel for me:
Greetings Ellen! My name is Brendan Hurley and I’m in need of some serious help. You see, I just got engaged to a beautiful woman – why she said “yes” is beyond me – and we’re going through the process of picking our bridal party. Ever since I made a bet with a friend of mine a few months ago it has been my life’s work to get John Stamos to be one of my groomsmen. I know you’re probably busy and I apologize for writing you such a long message but for some reason “How do I get John Stamos in my wedding party?” wasn’t listed in your FAQ (what’s up with that?) I’ve done everything I can think of to get in touch with him. I created a blog. I signed up for the Twitter (something I vowed I’d never do). I even Twittered him a picture of a can of Spaghetti-O’s asking him to be a groomsmen. No response. How can you not respond to Spaghetti-O’s? I’m sure it’s not that he’s a bad guy and has seen my requests and just ignored them cause he thinks it’s creepy and weird. Even he has to know it’s every little boy’s dream to one day grow up and have John Stamos in his wedding. I’m not asking you to get him to agree to this, I’m simply asking that you pass my message on to him and if we happen to become best friends as a result so be it. Stranger things have happened (see above about me landing a hottie).
Your move Stamos.
Greetings Ellen! My name is Brendan Hurley and I’m in need of some serious help. You see, I just got engaged to a beautiful woman – why she said “yes” is beyond me – and we’re going through the process of picking our bridal party. Ever since I made a bet with a friend of mine a few months ago it has been my life’s work to get John Stamos to be one of my groomsmen. I know you’re probably busy and I apologize for writing you such a long message but for some reason “How do I get John Stamos in my wedding party?” wasn’t listed in your FAQ (what’s up with that?) I’ve done everything I can think of to get in touch with him. I created a blog. I signed up for the Twitter (something I vowed I’d never do). I even Twittered him a picture of a can of Spaghetti-O’s asking him to be a groomsmen. No response. How can you not respond to Spaghetti-O’s? I’m sure it’s not that he’s a bad guy and has seen my requests and just ignored them cause he thinks it’s creepy and weird. Even he has to know it’s every little boy’s dream to one day grow up and have John Stamos in his wedding. I’m not asking you to get him to agree to this, I’m simply asking that you pass my message on to him and if we happen to become best friends as a result so be it. Stranger things have happened (see above about me landing a hottie).
Your move Stamos.